I’m going to a party next weekend, and the host asked me what I drank. This is how the conversation went:

Elliott: what do you drink?

Me: vodka, in lemonade, with grenadine. basically, anything pink, i enjoy pink drinks, they’re a bit homosexual. (by the way, i wasn’t expecting all this personally supplied for me, i was just answering the question :P)

Elliott: it’s byo because i’m poor, but i’ll be supplying softies.

Me: ok, then passion pop.

That’s right people, when it has to come out of Georgia’s wallet, passion pop will be sufficient. Even though it’s feral and so very high school.

Know anyone cheaper than me? I dare you to find someone.

My god I’m still procrastinating. It’s almost midnight.