I want this book!

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As you are no doubt aware, Miss Piggy’s word is law and I am thoroughly convince that this book will become the holy bible of men to millions of women across the world. Selfish-help? Epic. Can you think of a more important topic for such a book to be written upon? I don’t know why anyone else hasn’t yet before touched upon this crucial subject!!!

I, for one, will certainly be out buying a copy on the day such a maginificent book is released to the public.

See you at the bookstore!