Dear University of New Mexico,

Where is my acceptance letter? I can’t wait to arrive so I can get my head in the game and be all in this together with you. I am fabulous and I want to bop bop bop bop to the top of popularity at your uni!

Oh, enough with the SERIOUSLY poor attempts at making High School Musical references… My lord those are bad, I would delete them but then people can’t laugh at just how tragic I am…

Anyways, UNM, did your postie forget to turn left at Albuquerque? (Bugs Bunny joke) Is that why I’m still waiting!

Do hurry UMN, I am going crazy not knowing if you crave me as muhc as I crave you!