“My challenge now is to ensure that I’m not the best Opposition Leader never to have become prime minister.”

Says Tony Abbott, in his speech after he failed to win the majority after the end of a 17 day election battle from hell. On the 7th of September, 2010.

Um, pretty sure you can shove that shit up your ass Abbott, for one that position is Kim Beasley’s and for two if you SAY it about yourself it becomes even less true. Don’t be so pig-headed.

And pretty sure I had plans to move to NORTH KOREA rather than return back to Australia at the end of my stint in America if Abbott won government.

Yeah. Exactly.

Don’t be such an egotistical shit Abbott, no one likes a bragger.