Rightio, I watched the MTV pre-VMA’s too, the red carpet. And I have decided to critique the fashion I saw, because I’m superficial and I can.
Before I start, all images are copyright to MTV, and these are my opinions. So whatevs to your face.
Let us begin:
Ok, so I know Ashlee is preggers, but she could’ve done better. That looks like the same dress she wears every other day of the week! (As seen in gossip trash mags.) Learn to try something new, Ash.
Fall Out Boy… What to say? Joe and Andy need some serious haircuts, they look like hobos. But I am enjoying the entire band’s outfit ensemble. It’s pretty hot, pretty trendy.
Katy Perry had an “outfit” change, but except for the addition of the sparkly banana that she peeled on stage in a phallic way, there wasn’t much difference. Man, Katy, how about something BESIDES a onesie for once? Onesies are not a “thing”, they are not a “trademark”, ok? But points for that hilarious banana on your costume.
I love Miley’s dress. I think it’s really cute and I’d like one please.
Rhianna’s stage outfit was cool, but those thigh high boots did nothing for her thunder thighs. Sorry Rhianna, we all gotta accept our faults, and like me, you have thighs that rival the tree trunks! Other than that, she looked really ‘Disturbia’ and it was awesome.
The Ting Tings also look super cute, a little bored maybe, but I think they’re just keeping to their indie image. I’m enjoying the loud clash of colours.
High School Musical: Ashley Tisdale, Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron
Ashley looks great, Corbin looks like a 50 year old washed up rockstar, Vanessa’s dress is a bit unusual, with that lacey cut out, but I’m drawn to it regardless and Zac looks like a 40 year old accountant.
Britney Spears & Russel Brand
Britney looks really good actually, much healthier than she has in the past and her dress is all sparkly and fun.
Russel Brand has a hobo haircut, but his outfit is very 70s rock n roll. It’s cool, but would’ve looked better if he maybe wasn’t so BLOODY IRRITATING!
The Jonas Brothers: Nick, Joe, Kevin
They look super polished and super adorable, just like they always do. I love the Jonas Brothers. No faults here.
Nice expression. I kind’ve like the bowtie and dress effect, and the green with her hair is a little bit Poison Ivy, but her makeup and hair are yuko. The boys look sharp, but they sort’ve just blend in, where she stands out. Boring.
Twilight: Robert Pattinson, Cam Gigandet, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart
Rob looks hot, end of story.
Cam looks a little casual, this is an awards show, effort please! I don’t care how good looking you are.
Taylor is only a baby, and we must remember this, and it’s really cute that he’s all dressed up and classily scruffy and yay!
Kristen’s expression is one of confusion, she looks lost. She looks great, but that dress isn’t really very… awards ceremony. Come on Kris, you do this every time! This is not the beach, man.
Chace Crawford, Christopher McLovin Mintz-Plasse, Josh Peck & Drake Bell
Man, Chace is all class.
I really love McLovin’s mask, too bad Slipknot noticed he was trying to join them.
Drake and Josh look ridiculous. My god boys, who dressed you? Nerd and nerdier. Unawesome.
Pink, Rhianna, Katy Perry, X-Tina
Pink, worst dress ever. And you look really hungover.
Rhianna’s outfit rocks.
I’ve already commented on Katy Perry, and I stand by my claim of slutty and repetitive and stupid.
X-Tina’s post-baby body is pretty hot, she looks really glam however the dress widens her hips and that’s not a good thing. Having said all this, the spiderwebby thing is pretty awesome – just wish it was proportioned better to her wide hips.
That’s all I have to say. There were many more celebrities and such there, but I didn’t know them because they haven’t made Who or New Idea, ergo are not worth my time.
This was fun, I had fun. Did you have fun? Probably not. Do I care? No.
Ok, sweet dreams, my small tiny baby choo choos!
edit: UGH! the images are too wide! i’ll fix them later, i’m so sleepy. but if you’re that curious, just click them, they’ll show in full. ok! xoxo
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September 8, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Katie
nice work g you should get a job with New Idea or Hello.
and then invite me to all the snazzy parties and award shows so we can make rude comments.
um btw i disagree about some of your comments…
jonas brothers. lol . the younger (?) one sings like he has his teeth together or is a bit constipated.
maybe he should eat more prunes.
miley cryus has too many hair extensions. and the worst posing. she looks like she’s 30 in your pic.
katy perry’s banana on her costume is amusingly awesome. although she does look quite awkward in all her onesie pics. it might be because she’s wearing her underwear as shorts.
mclovin does the worst fake drunk. maybe he’s never been drunk.
o and i think you were a bit harsh to rihanna, just because she may have some thigh doesn’t mean she cant wear thigh high boots , she looked hot. she could wear a paper bag and look hot. unfortunately she looks like a man on the ads for her concert in perth. she’s embracing her curves so WOO to her.
this is too long
September 8, 2008 at 2:09 pm
georgiaonafasttrain
i love the tiny electric guitar.
September 8, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Katie
PS twilight were the best looking by far
and i want kristen stewarts legs.
and robert pattison in general.
xx
September 8, 2008 at 2:19 pm
samcore
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27613035.html#cutid1
I want Kristen Stewart’s legs too =(
I hate JoeBros, Ting Tings, Miley Cyrus and Gossip Girl. Why am I even here?
❤
September 9, 2008 at 11:00 am
Jo
OMG TRUE TO MY WORD IM THE 600TH VISITOR ON YOUR BLOG BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PRINT SCREEN SO TAKE THIS AS YOUR PRINT SCREEN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
also to add my 2 cents worth:
britney = hot [she hid her thunderthighs n her hair looks good!!]
christina = not [she looks like donatella versace or something equally scary]
rhianna = hot [as if she could not be hot]
katy perry = not [its underwear if u can’t see the beach!]
thats it. love you
September 21, 2008 at 1:51 pm
katie
Chace Crawford is HOT! cant wait for gossip girl to return. going insane to the max with it not on atm. might be difficult when it comes bk though as now am addicted to packed to the rafters on tuesday nights too! i guess it can still work out though fox 8 +2! thank god for that!
hehehehehehe!
but yeah there was talk that chace might be gay! whats the story behind that miss georgla leaker! please inform me journo! xoxo
September 21, 2008 at 1:52 pm
georgiaonafasttrain
um. who cares if chace is gay? as long as spunk ransom aka robert pattinson stays straight, i’m good to go.